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The skit for missamylynn. I might have told the man that when missamylynn left me that she was...

Nov 26th

Yes, I have a million boots but I don’t have these...

Nov 26th

Nov 26th

This isn’t a spoiled dog at all. He is definitely...

Nov 26th

I just completed three weeks of billable...

I am spent. No more working for the rest of the day.

Nov 25th

“IT’S PANCAKE DAY!”
— My voicemail message to my...

Nov 25th

It's PANCAKE DAY!

Blueberry, plain, pecan and chocolate chip pancakes, oh my! Regular bacon and turkey bacon all...

Nov 25th

Sneak peek to tomorrow's post....

The day before Thanksgiving is my most favorite day of work. Can any one guess why? Just wait until...

Nov 25th

“You live and you learn. And, then you go to Vegas.”
— Stacie from The Hills. The...

Nov 25th

The girlfriend and I text during Tuesday MTV night. I...

Nov 25th

My wall post on missamylynn's facebook:

1) Did you see Taylor Swift on SNL? Particularly the roommate skit? Well, if not, watch it. The...

Nov 25th

I am going to preface this entry with I used to not be...

Nov 25th

fizzzzy:mr—smith:

Nov 25th

I am guessing Stanley helped with the painting today.

Nov 25th

I just logged into the knot....

We have 309 days left. We have booked the following: The church The reception The band The...

Nov 21st

tnick: (via dirtylittlestylewhore) oh love.

Nov 20th

“Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the...”
— -Fred Savage as Kevin Arnold...

Nov 20th

The wedding shoes. I know, amazing, right?

Nov 20th

I don't know anything about the...

Me: So, does Edward have an accent or does Rob hide it?
Girlfriend: NO. He talks in vampire.
Me: Excuse me? What is vampire speak?
Girlfriend: Like the olden times.
Me: I am confused.

Nov 20th

The key to winning any girl’s heart.

Nov 20th

Shhhhhhhhhh. It's always sunny is on.

Nov 20th

Thursday night TV night. Stan likes for me to lounge my legs...

Nov 20th

(via caryrandolph)

Nov 19th

I only use one pillow when I sleep so I always put the other...

Nov 19th

Reasons why I love living in sin: When I got home today for lunch, the man had lunch waiting for...

Nov 19th

I have been on the lookout for a great faux diamond, gaudy...

Nov 19th

Stanley almost caught a rabbit. He did get covered in leaves...

Nov 19th

An email I just received from “Stanley” or...

Nov 18th

Nov 18th

My backyard this morning. Lame.

Nov 18th

Santa list item #1: Juicy Couture Button Detail Long Pop Top...

Nov 17th

If I wake up to this tomorrow,

I will not be a happy camper.

Nov 17th

I feel like I sent out my sorority bid...

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

Nov 17th

(via dirtylittlestylewhore) This should be my outfit for...

Nov 17th

Thankfully the friendship is back.

Nov 16th

Remember that man bone? Well, Stanley is not happy to be...

Nov 16th

The man come home with flowers for no reason. Flowers for no...

Nov 14th

This weekend:

I am trying on wedding dresses, again. I was most excited about trying on wedding dresses until I...

Nov 14th

My brother is in Las Vegas and is not seeing Chelsea....

Nov 14th

Phone conversations with my father.

Me: Hi, dad.
Dad: Hi, it's your dad.
Me: I got that with the caller idea hence me answering hi dad.
Dad: Right. Just wanted to make sure.

Nov 14th

youcouldbehappy:The Bride’s Cafe

Nov 13th

The man got Stanley a “man bone”.

Nov 13th

“Hello, I’m trapped in the elevator with someone who sucks...”
— Blair Waldorf. (via...

Nov 12th

emmy-ray-ej: (via curiousgirl)

Nov 11th

Bah Humbug to this week.

 And, it’s only Tuesday.

Nov 11th

The girlfriend and my father are friends...

Father: How do i know "the girlfriend"?
Me: Remember flirting with her all night at the engagement party?
Father: Oh, yes. Well she asked me to be friends with her on facebook. But, I couldn't remember who she was. I thought the person asking me was that singer.
Me: YOU MEAN DEBBIE GIBSON?
Father: Sure?
The man: Yes, Debbie Gibson would be asking you to be her friend on facebook. I am sure that is a disappointment when you confirmed.
Father: It was. It was.

Nov 11th

yoquieropancakes:pinkpolkadots:sparklyofmyveryown: ...

Nov 10th

Tough life.

Nov 9th

Wedding dress shopping = tiring and...

Bed time at 9:23 on a Saturday night is necessary.

Nov 8th

megwhyte: Christmas presents for all!

Nov 6th

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girlwearsmascara: Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You *Christmas Day is exactly seven...

Nov 6th

A new peanut butter wreath bone = a happy night of being...

Nov 6th

THE TEN BRIDESMAID COMMANDMENTS FOR THE...

remarkablelulu: Thou shalt not tell your Maid of Honor that she must not get pregnant during your...

Nov 5th

Since I am on a "spending only for the...

I went to Three Dog Bakery over lunch to buy Stanley a peanut butter wreath bone and ruffles. That...

Nov 5th

As he looks in my closet...

The man: Wow. You have lots of clothes. I have never seen so many hangers.
Me: Are you wanting to have the second closet in the bedroom?
The man: Where are your pants? There aren't even pants in this closet.
Me: The pants are in the second closet.
The man: [imagine a look of horror].

Nov 5th

I promise that this is the last picture of Stanley as a...

Nov 5th

Listen

girlwearsmascara: Kenny Chesney - Back Where I Come From  My favorite Kenny song.

Nov 5th

theloverandtheliar:  (via E l i r i c) I love the back of...

Nov 5th

Dating Advice for missamylynn.

Every time missamylynn goes on a date, I remind her that she can’t bring up the below...

Nov 5th

“November is national adoption month. Just in case you forgot...”
— missamylynn

Nov 5th

This makes me wish I had a tv and cable |...

Nov 4th

Happy Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale Start...

Nov 4th

“Did you know that it’s tradition to eat all of...

Nov 4th

jessicachu:(via boycott-love) This reminds me of my...

Nov 4th

Stanley is ready for his morning run with his socks and...

Nov 4th

“Any friend of Taylor Swift is a friend of mine.”
— Chelsea Handler

Nov 4th

Our Halloween outfits.

Nov 3rd

Reason why I am a good live in sin partner: I made chicken...

Nov 3rd

Reason why I am a good live in sin partner: I also made...

Nov 3rd

Stanley just watching his favorite television show: The...

Nov 2nd

As you know, Stanley was a pumpkin for Halloween. My...

Nov 2nd

I bought the wedding shoes on Saturday.

I haven’t tried on dresses. Is this out of order?

Nov 2nd