August 26, 2008

Not the best answer...

  • Me: So, which bobby pins match my hair? The brown or the blonde?
  • Boyfriend: Are we talking about the roots?
  • Me: [Insert me with death stare.]
  • Boyfriend: Uh-oh.
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You know what today is, right?

It’s Hill’s recap day! Friendly reminder, I don’t do the recapping, my bff at IBBB does.

Here are my favorites:

  • “Anyhills, so what will go down at Sandy Sanders birthday party?
  • HOLY CRAP. TIVO ALERT! I’m not kidding at all about this (ok well maybe a little). DouK wants to hang out with Lauren for the rest of the day, but she says she can’t because she has to “work” to which he replies “take it off” and while she starts to say she can’t, I swear to God…I SWEAR TO GOD I’m pretty sure he just blurts out, “I’m gonna take my cock off.” Seriously, rewind it. I did, about 15 times and each time I’m pretty sure he either said, “I’m gonna take my cock off” or “I’m gonna take my cock out.” Brilliant.”

Well, anyhills…..

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That’s me just dancing at the lake. Or, telling people it’s time to go. Or, telling people I am single.
That’s me just dancing at the lake. Or, telling people it’s time to go. Or, telling people I am single.
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aliexplainsitall: as if Heidi Montag having a single wasn’t enough, she’s filming a video for it… and this is what she will look like in it.  this is rigodamndiculous!  If she sells more than 4 albums I will be shocked.  who will actually buy/listen to it? I was just going to post about this… Really? I am going to have to put up with her and her music career. I can’t.

aliexplainsitall:

as if Heidi Montag having a single wasn’t enough, she’s filming a video for it… and this is what she will look like in it.  this is rigodamndiculous!  If she sells more than 4 albums I will be shocked.  who will actually buy/listen to it?

I was just going to post about this… Really? I am going to have to put up with her and her music career. I can’t.

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August 25, 2008
“ Or, maybe you shouldn’t be a bitch?
me (email to bug; however, it wasn’t about her).
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Dear Leighton, What the fuck are you doing? Are you cheating on me? Please remove her from your life immediately. Love, ellenclare P.S. That dress is really cute. P.P.S. Can I borrow it? P.P.P.S. I am sorry, I take it all back. Just, please, don’t be so disrespectful.

Dear Leighton,

What the fuck are you doing? Are you cheating on me? Please remove her from your life immediately.

Love,

ellenclare

P.S. That dress is really cute.

P.P.S. Can I borrow it?

P.P.P.S. I am sorry, I take it all back. Just, please, don’t be so disrespectful.

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This is for all my friends that are Husker fans, especially those of you that live in the state. I am sorry, but my Tigers are going to eat you alive. And that goes for all Big 12 teams.

This is for all my friends that are Husker fans, especially those of you that live in the state. I am sorry, but my Tigers are going to eat you alive. And that goes for all Big 12 teams.

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August 24, 2008

I tried to write 'huh' on my iPhone and it wrote 'hiv'.

(via frangry)
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August 22, 2008
“ If it makes you feel any better, sweet Jesus, you are a million times prettier.
From an anonymous source to me.
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Living the dream.

I am off to my [sorority] mafia weekend. I get to enjoy lots of drinking, partying, gossiping, dancing, etc.

And, a little of this:

How I wish it was this:

Leighton NOT Chace. Reference, Chace Crawford post.

I can’t wait to see everyone. We have sent numerous emails and text messages planning for this weekend.

Anchors away!

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