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the untitled blog is created by yours truly, ellenclare. please send me an email telling me how great i am. do it. now.: ellenclareblogs@gmail.com

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</description><title>untitled.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ellenclare)</generator><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>My huge television. Nights like these make me anxious for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0giAiNAivd7p2po3QhAEKvsg_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My huge television. Nights like these make me anxious for scooter to move in. I need a bigger television, asap.</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47848409</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47848409</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:52:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>From: My Bug.
Card: “Bug, I smiled so big inside when I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0giAiNAivd7cf1vxVgMVVPGQ_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;From:&lt;/b&gt; My Bug.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Card:&lt;/b&gt; “Bug, I smiled so big inside when I got your email! I miss you and wish I could celebrate with you. Stop crying. Ha. Love, Bug.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you, Bug. I will celebrate tonight by laying on our futon watching trashy TV or going to see Pat Green for free. Either way, that’s how you would have celebrated with me (plus Dairy Queen).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And, side note, I was crying. At work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I also should thank HLT/HLS for going to our most favorite chain restaurant last night to celebrate. That’s &lt;i&gt;On The Border&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, and thanks to the boyfriend and mother. They were pretty sweet too. Oh, and everyone else.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47814749</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47814749</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:58:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Since Scooter did it...</title><description>When Scooter got promoted, he posted his letter from his VP. I decided I am doing the same. So enjoy...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47813884</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47813884</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:47:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"You all are the fun couple."</title><description>“You all are the fun couple.” - Scooter to me about my relationship. I can only hope...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47785676</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47785676</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:42:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>caryrandolph:
Fifty-seven hours and three minutes.  
 Go...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/mFgGpNSgFd72u5fwKgsCayFe_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caryrandolph.tumblr.com/post/47784365/fifty-seven-hours-and-three-minutes" target="_blank"&gt;caryrandolph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Fifty-seven hours and three minutes.  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Go get’em Tigers.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47784777</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47784777</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:33:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Well, garfieldminusgarfield, mine...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXOc1e3q1ceaQWTCJm_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/" target="_blank"&gt;garfieldminusgarfield&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, garfieldminusgarfield, mine was great. I got promoted.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47770826</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47770826</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:43:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EkHTsc9PU2A"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EkHTsc9PU2A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47621816</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47621816</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:53:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I won’t hesitate no more, no more. It cannot wait I’m sure. There’s no need to..."</title><description>“I won’t hesitate no more, no more. It cannot wait I’m sure. There’s no need...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47621781</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47621781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:53:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Things I learned from "The Lake: Drunken Massacre" weekend.</title><description>
It is not a good idea to text your friends that are not at the lake “help”.
It is not a...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47619260</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47619260</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:31:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>inmywardrobe:

caryrandolph:
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 Love it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Im3xijilDd4z5kz9NfRv2mZf_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inmywardrobe.tumblr.com/post/47614275/caryrandolph-via-katiebeck-eighty-two-hours-and" target="_blank"&gt;inmywardrobe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caryrandolph.tumblr.com/post/47613953/via-katiebeck-eighty-two-hours-and-counting" target="_blank"&gt;caryrandolph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;via &lt;a href="http://katiebeck.tumblr.com/post/47557774/no-comment-necessary-see-you-saturday-illini" target="_blank"&gt;katiebeck&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Love it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47614400</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47614400</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:59:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not the best answer...</title><description>Me: So, which bobby pins match my hair? The brown or the blonde?&#13;
Boyfriend: Are we talking about...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47557375</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47557375</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:06:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You know what today is, right?</title><description>It’s Hill’s recap day! Friendly reminder, I don’t do the recapping, my bff at IBBB...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47513415</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47513415</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>That’s me just dancing at the lake. Or, telling people...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0giAiNAivd4jech0PqAuMO8l_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That’s me just dancing at the lake. Or, telling people it’s time to go. Or, telling people I am single.</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47512821</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47512821</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:50:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>aliexplainsitall:
as if Heidi Montag having a single wasn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JX3ckt9eSd4fks2r3nZE47RH_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/47502115/as-if-heidi-montag-having-a-single-wasnt-enough" target="_blank"&gt;aliexplainsitall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;as if Heidi Montag having a single wasn’t enough, she’s filming a video for it… and this is what she will look like in it.  this is rigodamndiculous!  If she sells more than 4 albums I will be shocked.  who will actually buy/listen to it?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was just going to post about this… Really? I am going to have to put up with her and her music career. I can’t.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47506701</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47506701</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:50:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Or, maybe you shouldn’t be a bitch?"</title><description>“Or, maybe you shouldn’t be a bitch?” - me (email to bug; however, it wasn’t...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47369176</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47369176</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:52:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear Leighton,
What the fuck are you doing? Are you cheating on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0giAiNAivd35ofu6mAExSHIO_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear Leighton,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What the fuck are you doing? Are you cheating on me? Please remove her from your life immediately.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ellenclare&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.S. That dress is really cute.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.P.S. Can I borrow it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.P.P.S. I am sorry, I take it all back. Just, &lt;b&gt;please&lt;/b&gt;, don’t be so disrespectful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47368175</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47368175</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:38:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is for all my friends that are Husker fans, especially...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0giAiNAivd32ao7jyMJL0q06_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is for all my friends that are Husker fans, especially those of you that live in the state. I am sorry, but my Tigers are going to eat you alive. And that goes for all Big 12 teams.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="400" src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/tiger-info0.gif" height="557"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47359335</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47359335</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:03:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I tried to write 'huh' on my iPhone and it wrote 'hiv'.</title><description>(via frangry)</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47258256</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/47258256</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:00:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"If it makes you feel any better, sweet Jesus, you are a million times prettier."</title><description>“If it makes you feel any better, sweet Jesus, you are a million times prettier.” - From...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/46977933</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/46977933</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:07:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Living the dream.</title><description>I am off to my [sorority] mafia weekend. I get to enjoy lots of drinking, partying, gossiping,...</description><link>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/46977707</link><guid>http://ellenclare.tumblr.com/post/46977707</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:05:23 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
