If he wins and then is subsequently the number one draft pick in 2010, I will win a bet against the man.
I posted the picture just in case and because it is my favorite picture:
Hey, loves, I AM GOING TO WIN ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
*This is also the night that I offended another football player by saying I didn’t know who he was and didn’t care since I wasn’t a Nebraska fan. And, missamylynn may have cried with happiness.
If you can’t be in the same house (or same city) with your bug, the best way to watch TV shows like Hoarders is to text your thoughts.
Another thing that the man deals with….
My mother.
That’s my fiance.
All and all, not too bad.
I did tell him that if he tore up anything else that we were taking him back to the pound. Don’t tempt me, devil dog.
1) Did you see Taylor Swift on SNL? Particularly the roommate skit? Well, if not, watch it. The man said that he reminds him of you and me.
2) Let’s go to Vegas. Pack your bags immediately. Right?
Let me give more explanation….
1) The skit: If you haven’t seen the skit, the roommates hold each other, share a blanket and tell each other how they missed one another after Taylor being at work for two hours. And, they may have called each other from their bedroom. They also made the boyfriend put up with them all watching a movie.
I honestly don’t see how we are the same thing. I mean, yes, we worked together and sometimes (read: all of the time) we would run to see each other to tell the other that they are pretty. Maybe the man would have to watch movies with us, or pick us up, or listen to our long phone conversations before we walked into the apartment to then retell the story, or go out to brunch every Sunday. I just don’t see how that is the same.
2) The hills, duh. Minus the strippers.
I am going to preface this entry with I used to not be “that girl”. And, I apologize.
However, this is our Holiday card. This is the picture of my happiness. This is my family.
I am guessing Stanley helped with the painting today.
The man got Stanley a “man bone”.
